Ryan

A dumb cunt who loves rhino anal, has a pimple pizza looking ass face.Love sex with a giraffe.

Ur a Ryan!!!

by Analcough April 15, 2020

Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018

Ryan

A boy that had a great childhood and would grow up to be very successful in life

Ryan: growing up my friends always said I was funny and pretty smart

by I like big ass March 11, 2020

Ryan

A gay guy that likes dick in his ass

A ugly Jew with big ass nose

Have you met the new kid RYAN?
Yea he likes dick in his ass

by Ryan likes dick in his ass November 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan has a small meat and only has boys added on his snap and uses a iPod

Ryan’s iPod exploded

by Crackhead Bobby February 17, 2020

Ryan

MASSIVE DICK

Ryan has a humongous willy

by Oxford_420 July 23, 2019

Ryan

Ryan, a guy who loves a baby mama, his addiction is tittys and needs the milk in his coffee every morning.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.

Ryan needs to see the baby seat strapped in the back

by Ispeakthetuth12345 February 2, 2022