General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
by rizzperez March 6, 2025
Get the General Quartersmug. To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'
by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016
Get the quarter slapmug. A Mexican quarter is when there is a hole in the bottom of a man's trouser pocket. Through this hole the man can access the head of his penis. Upon request the man can show his Mexican quarter out of his trouser pocket.
Tom, can I borrow a dollar? No, but you can have this Mexican quarter Larry. Tom, what is a Mexican quarter? Tom then proceeds to present his Mexican quarter to Larry.
by Dr. Ivan Holloway December 7, 2016
Get the Mexican quartermug. Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 20, 2023
Get the no patterns on my quartermug. by Fuge ass 786 October 26, 2020
Get the 2020 quartermug. P1:Hey what's your body count again?
P2: 25, each
P1:what do you mean by each?
P2: 25 women, 25 children
P1:LIKE THE QUARTER!
P2: 25, each
P1:what do you mean by each?
P2: 25 women, 25 children
P1:LIKE THE QUARTER!
by Suckle:twister-180 May 29, 2025
Get the Like the quartermug. The act of inserting a clean quarter into your partner’s asshole, waiting an hour, and then reaching into the aforementioned anus to retrieve the quarter.
Tom was always the more adventurous one in the group, well known for performing the Dirty Quarter maneuver on his girlfriend on only their second date.
by camdizzle14 September 9, 2022
Get the Dirty Quartermug.