Square-pegging

When a TV show or movie forces a demographic into a role that fits like a square peg into a round hole, often to appeal to a woke audience.

Yo man makin' shaneequa a crochet-lovin' bookworm ain't. Dat girl booty way too juicy to be sittin' crib friday nights knittin sheeit. Square-pegging is all they doin.

by McCollege December 2, 2023

Peg man

A scrounger who will steal your clothes pegs after you've kindly washed his clothes and pegged them out in the line to dry, in an attempt to help the guy out!

F*cking cheeky c*nt peg man, has stolen my f*cking clothes pegs!

by Russellbrandssoulmate November 25, 2021

pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋

bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday

by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020

Pegging

Use of a fake penis to sexually penetrate someones anus. This practice is typically carried out in caravans and dogging communities.

My girlfriend and I tried pegging last night to spice up our love life.

by WAYNE INDUSTRY August 18, 2025

Pegging

Pegging was invented by Thomas Pegging in 1869 when he tried to be both straight and gay at the same time.

After he got on one knee for me, I made him get on both knees while pegging him.

by Cpl HotPockets March 30, 2025

Banana Peg

Fucking your neighbours roof with bananas at 12 am

When you are bored you say “I’m gonna have a banana peg” meaning chucking a banana at your neighbours house

by Cookie man September 6, 2023

Peg Shame

The embarrassment one feels after their secret affinity for taking it up the bum is exposed to the world.

“Olly repeatedly denied taking it up the bum due to his peg shame”

by takeajokeandrunwithit February 13, 2021