Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect

by Oldinc June 10, 2018

premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

by orangefiend May 25, 2020

The process of excitement after cooking meat off a Green Egg cooker

Joe was too excited after cutting into his beef tenderloin cause him to have Premature Eggalation

by rockchalk06 May 27, 2017

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out

Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.

by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010