premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020

Premature Hype

When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.

I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.

He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.

by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021

Premature Minimization

Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.

No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.

by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011

Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025

Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016