Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

premature dive

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

Way to cause premature undeadulation coki....

by Chaz Almasy January 10, 2023

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

by orangefiend May 25, 2020

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010