premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Premature Turkjaculation

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016

premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010

prematurely skydivulated

Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.

" oi i got my first win the other day, i prematurely skydivulated "

by jackson cockload August 22, 2018

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020