Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking,handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect
by Nygazuki March 7, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
Get the Eat a Mars Barmug. Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
Get the Mega Masturbation Marsmug. by TheoriginalTM November 22, 2021
Get the Marsmug. If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
Get the Marsmug. Mars is super dumb person,someone who is named after the chocolate bar,they are super emotional and can sometimes spam till you go crazy cause you wanted to sleep,they are for some reason rly pretty an d their best friend love them no matter what and they both know Mili will come back to them,they are dumb but rly sweet and I got rly attached to them.Mars is a friend that you didn't know you needed in life and one cute thing they do is talk about anything I just find it cute.We've been together for 2 years,so much time wasted on someone like Mars.Offcourse it's a joke best days of my life i spent on texting them even tho I wanted to sleep I chose to text them ^^.
1 person:hey is that your best friend Mars
2 person:yes they are, they're so dumb
1 person: they're so pretty,I wanna be friends with them!
2 person:hey you shouldn't,Mili will kill you!
2 person:yes they are, they're so dumb
1 person: they're so pretty,I wanna be friends with them!
2 person:hey you shouldn't,Mili will kill you!
by Someonenamedmiliorsomi December 24, 2021
Get the Marsmug. Mars is also a Nickname for Marley. Mars is an amazing girl. She love to sing and play with animals especially cats. Her smile can help brighten your day. She is beautiful but doesn't believe it when others tell her. She is a Gifted and Unique Soul with enough love for all. She is usually a dirty blonde. Marley is The best.
I wish I was Mars.
by Abigail99 July 10, 2019
Get the Marsmug.