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you saw the 2 definitions above PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WE HAVE TO HELP PINTOBEAN SEND HELP PLEASE!!!
by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo October 24, 2022
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help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke
help me jhon HELP ME
by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022
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who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.
Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)
by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018
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An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023
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Trying to help

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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