meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.

Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.

by Tom Willis February 23, 2005

catfish mustache

the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.

sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache

by taniawarf August 15, 2010

Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.

"Kamele has a mustache-face."

by Koury January 8, 2004

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.

by jim parker February 14, 2006

cambodian mustache

when you cum on the upper lip of your partner and place your pubic hair on it and allow it to dry resembling a mustache

brittany spears recieved a cambodian mustache from papa smurf and it was revealed on TMZ.

by poopoffender November 11, 2010

Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

Kosovo Mustache

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.

Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.

by Daily Real August 22, 2011