Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009

tranny milk

Half and half

Would you like some tranny milk with your coffee?

by Darklordnovice September 16, 2016

Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.

"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."

by AngelDust88 August 30, 2017

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.

"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."

by kpopkoala September 2, 2014

The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017