Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

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Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture February 15, 2006

Marriage

1. A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.

2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.

Damn, marriage sucks. I can't act like a man anymore.

by Nitrolian May 21, 2015

Quasi-Marriage

How a man might describe his marriage if on a quest to sleep around.

Oh, its more of a quasi-marriage than anything.

by The mistress? September 23, 2010

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008