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Trying to help

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
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by ysmeds August 1, 2020
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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023
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HELP

This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.
HELP I have reached home.
HELP I am bored.
by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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Help

1.) An expression used the urgent assistance from someone.
2.) When something is funny, comparable to "LMAO", "ROFL" and "I'm dying"
Jake: Charles fell down the stairs while trying to outrace a slinky and I think he broke something
Amy: HELP!
Charles (in distance): HELP
by Truimens January 20, 2024
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