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Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
by Albedo February 4, 2021
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Gnome

The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.
A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.
by gnomeisdangerousRUN March 14, 2021
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Gnome

Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).
Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.
by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022
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Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
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Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.
I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.
by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022
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gnomed

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022
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