Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023

flesh trench

A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"

"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."

by deadfishv September 21, 2013

flesh dart

A Penis or Dick....

I would love to use my flesh dart in her stink target !

by Stein June 10, 2018

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025

Flesh Digger

A guy that is only with a girl for her body, whether it be just her boobs or booty. There is generally no emotional feeling from the man. Once the body image is gone, he'll leave for another.

Justin: As soon as Becky let herself go, I had no interest at all and dumped her.
Ricky: Dude, you're such a flesh digger.

by idon'tknow93 April 5, 2012

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024