Queen elizabeths glizzy

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3

"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"

by u and i r gay <3 August 11, 2021

elizabeth nicole fairley

the funniest crack whore ever on earth

is elizabeth nicole fairley working her corner tonight?

by whore666777 October 18, 2008

Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (:

The Most Wonderful Person In The World (: I Love Her To Dealth ! She Is The Bestest Friend You Could Ever Have ! You Really Should Go Find You A Caitlin To Keep Close To Your Heart <33 ..... She Is Ahhhmazingg !>! She Is Trustworthyy, Faithful In My Friendship. JUST THE BEST (: Well , I Think She Is Asleep Right Now. It Is 4:12 AM , And I'm up Writingg A Definition Of My Bestfriendd (: SHE LOVES ABURN......AND SHE IS BEAUTIFULL (: I LOVE YOU CAITLIN CORTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 oHH........ p.S : I'm GoING tO sTEAL yOuR i-pOd !!! jayy kayy (: Well < im tiredd (: goodnightt !!!! : ROBOT IS COMING TO RESCUE YOU FRO BEING TOOO BEASTT ! UHH OHH...... < STUCK ON BEAST MODE ? > HAHAHA OUR NEW INSIDER ! (: BYE (:

~ Jaimie-leigh Hailee Huettner (:

I'm sure i met a " Caitlin Elizabeth Cortes (: " shes really awesome (:

by JayMeeWonderfulChickk(: January 23, 2011

Katie Elizabeth Allen

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her. Has wavy brown hair, usually around 5'4, hazel eyes, and HUGE boobs!!! She loves to party and get high but also trys really hard in school. She usually really likes guys and is always moving on to the next one. She prefers her older men when she has the chance but can settle with guys her own age. happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie. And usually expect it to happen agian. Favorite things include- the color purple, her little dog, shopping, free people, and talking and texting with her best friends.She never wears pants and is always wearing super short shorts and tank tops that will gladly show her cleavage.EVeryone in the world would want to be katies friend if they knew her! And for the people who do know her..always want to be with her!! we love Katie Elizabeth allen!!!!!!!

Its December!! Why is that girl not wearing pants?? Oh thats because she's a Katie Elizabeth Allen.

Call Katie she'll go out!!

by annoynomous<3123456789 September 1, 2010

Queen Elizabeth II

Fucking dead

Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!

Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!

by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU September 19, 2022

Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement

The Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement was founded on May 2nd, 2007 by the Elizabeth Swann haters of the Orlando Bloom Files Message Board. Priding ourselves as 'the dark side that has seen the light', we spend countless threads exposing Elizabeth Swann of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy for what she truly is. With Lovable Larry as our mascot, and Kill the Beast as our slogan, not to mention our posionous cookies reserved for the Beast herself, we have truly seen the Pirate King for what she is. A lying, murdering, backstabbing, Tortuga wench that doesn't deserve the likes of Will, Jack or James. She has lips of death, since every man she kissed died. Even her father. The Anti Lizzies also gave Elizabeth the name of Ninja Warrior Barbie. Don't believe anything Disney says...it's all LIESSS!! XD

Besides, Anti Lizzies just have more fun.

Save a Will, KILL THE BEAST!
-Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement

by Cap'nTurnersQueen March 22, 2008

j.h.s. 210 elizabeth blackwell

A school located in Ozone Park, you'll find horny guys, hoe-y girls and a ton of fights. Some people may describe their experience as awesome but it's not. The majority of the school is filled with Hispanics who don't know what respect common sense is. Some of the students... no, almost all the students aren't going to make it in life doing hookah and fighting, and showing off their "butts" (looking at you Ana V.)

Sam: Oh you go to 210?
Johana: Yeah I go to J.H.S. 210 Elizabeth Blackwell
Sam: Tragic
*never talks to him again*

by Im.a.truther May 1, 2018