Derp Mah

1) When someone gets excited playing a card game (ie Monopoly Deal) and spills food on themselves.

Dammit, you spilled food again! What a Derp Mah

by Howwwwww January 11, 2012

derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah March 19, 2016

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

I was completely derping while playing that game

by Cptvodkaboi December 3, 2020

Derp

A nooby or pointless person, this word can also be meant as a way to say someone is stupid. See noob for the way derp can be meant in video games.

That guy is so derpy. He is totaly a derp, does not even know how to reload

by StickmanOfDoom March 13, 2016

Derping out

To derp out is to have a ballistically fun time with your friends, and things might get weird in one way or another, meaning you might do something that you maybe didn’t expect to be doing when you were sitting in your 2pm Supply Chain Lecture earlier that day.

What’s Connor doing later?

Probably derping out per usual.

by Bimjo August 23, 2025

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016