matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 December 31, 2020

Craig

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled

Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby

Your a Craig mann

by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

Craig Houlden

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.

Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"

by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021

craig duffy

To wank one’s biological father off.

Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022

Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.

Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser

by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024