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Concord Mills

Hell on Earth. A shopping mall shaped in a loop approximately one mile around, located in Concord, NC. As if this cesspool wasn't bad enough, twice a year the area is infested with rednecks with a penchant for NASCAR. Stay away from this place at all costs.

If you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. They appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. Most of this breed are unable to drive as well.
Mall Employee #1: God, I hate working at Concord Mills. This place is hell.

Mall Employee #2: *Looks at mall surroundings* Funny. . . I always thought hell would be hotter. . .
by shopmadchen May 30, 2009
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concord-carlisle high school

also called CC. a mix of the towns Concord and Carlisle.

a high school about 20 miles away from Boston, MA. filled with kids who get excellent grades, who are also naturally good at athletics.

sports rivals: Acton-Boxborough (most sports) and Bedford (football).

most people think concord/carlisle is just filled with rich, snobby kids, but this is false. these kids are just like any other high school kids, and they should not be judged. they have problems, just like every other high school.

concord/carlisle participates in CHALLENGE DAY, which is a Be The Change movement.
"Wow, those Concord-Carlisle High School kids are such snobs!"
"You're just saying that because they kicked our ass on the SAT's and at that ski race last Thursday."
by freshmangirl March 18, 2008
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Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.
Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?
by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010
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Corcoran

Yo Corcoran got a big dick
by Ronald mc Donald December 28, 2020
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Corporate Liposuction

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!
Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007
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Corporate Necromancy

When the big comic book publishers continue the life of a character by bringing them back from the dead in order to continue making a profit off the marketing of new stories involving the character and associated character goods.

This is sometimes known as comic book continuity, but Corporate Necromancy is a more expressive word that deals with the bringing of characters back from the dead as a way of rebooting a comic book series to return things back to the status quo.

Manga, or Japanese comics, can also sometimes be accused of Corporate Necromancy when characters die and are brought back, such as with Dragonball and Dragonball Z.

A comics editor who is notorious for bringing commerically successful characters back from the dead in order to exploit their lives financially is called a Corporate Necromancer.
1: Bringing back Aunt May in the Spider-Man comics was sheer Corporate Necromancy!

2: Man, I hate them Corporate Necromancers who brought *insert comics character* back from the dead, leave them alone!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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corporate rower

Describes the average corporate employee who is chained to an oar (desk) and rows to the corporate drum beat. Similar metaphorically to Charlton Heston (#41) in Ben Hur when he was chained to an oar below the deck of a galley and the manager is pounding the drum with the CEO commanding the speed.
Look at Bob he's a real corporate rower. Ramming speed #41!
by Hufmybone May 16, 2009
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