Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

CATS

Catch A Thick Shit

Give me a few minutes, I need to cats.

by Stan Singh March 29, 2019

cat

A mamal from the depths of hell that can automatically become a liquid

mate, uhh... I think the cat got your girlfriend...

well now that you're single....

by iamabathtubnow June 2, 2018

cat

The best animal friend someone could have

Cats are my favorite animal

by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017

cat

cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever

the worst pet ever is a cat

by bigjose November 22, 2018