Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

by DammQueen June 7, 2017

cat

The best animal friend someone could have

Cats are my favorite animal

by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020

cat

A mamal from the depths of hell that can automatically become a liquid

mate, uhh... I think the cat got your girlfriend...

well now that you're single....

by iamabathtubnow June 2, 2018

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017