Crystal Downpour

aka Crystal Meth Whore
aka Crystal Down Syndrome
aka Crystal Crack Whore
aka Kyle Daniel Clifton
"Wow, you're so much like Crystal Downpour!"
by Sammysaurus December 12, 2012
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Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal
by grandalbo November 02, 2010
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crystal williams

A rare beuaty person that could be the person of your dreams
Crystal Williams is so beautiful and shes the person that makes me smile
by Atvgirl05 November 06, 2017
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Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
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Crystal Palace Transmitter

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.
by FrankieHW April 13, 2020
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got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.
After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!
by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021
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Crystal pepsi Fingers

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
by ilikeducks April 15, 2020
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