Dick beaters

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.
by Wvjeff September 07, 2016
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Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
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Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya
Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.
by LactoseGAWD October 01, 2022
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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
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HooooBJgAN BEATEr

A member from a GROUP OR BAND OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREETS and KNOWN for hanging out. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE hooooBJGAn Beater's.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ October 12, 2020
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Bou Beater

A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.
The shameless bou beater was arrested last night
by meyourdad February 06, 2021
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 09, 2024
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