Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

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max

just some guy ya know

guy 1= "who's that?"

guy 2= "that's just a max."

by just max October 22, 2020

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That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit

Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit

by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020

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Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019

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Max is annoying. He is always trying to show off and he is always trying to roasts everyone.

Max is going to school

by Potato chips salad November 18, 2019

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Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.

I ❤️ u max.

by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020

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