MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom
Wow max your a fatass
by John tepu June 17, 2020
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A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.
Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him
by CheeseLover57 March 13, 2019
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Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
by Jade0907 February 13, 2018
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Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.
Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?
by Zeki May 27, 2020
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Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do
Max is a smally dicky boy
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Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you
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