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dildo faggins

the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell
"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "
by amelara69 January 23, 2017
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ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
by McShawty October 16, 2008
mugGet the ear dildomug.

Dildo Cabnet

1. When someone is being a jerk, asshole, bastard, mother fucker, on many occasions. 2. a locker like wooden piece of furniture used for keeping dildos.
Last night larry was being a real dildo cabnet, first he said my sister looked like a whore, then ran up a huge bar tap and "just forgot his wallet" then he puked in my car (he also called shotgun so it's on my dashboard), on my moms car, took a dump in a toilet and didn't flush, put his feet on the table, said a bunch oh shit like "this place sucks" over and over again, grabbed the remote to the TV and made us watch lame TV everyone else in the room didn't like, told us all we were pussy's for some bullshit reason, drank the last of the milk and put the jug back in the fridge... and he was only over for an hour.
by treeRatRecords December 5, 2009
mugGet the Dildo Cabnetmug.

cheese dildo

Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.
by winkie36 October 20, 2012
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dildo pouch

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!
by logophilito May 20, 2008
mugGet the dildo pouchmug.

Alaskan Dildo

Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.
by anthony wells October 20, 2008
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Dildo Face

Dildo Face derives from the Latin word Dildo and the Greek word face. It is used to describe someone who has a dildo on thier face but it can be used to annoy people
Jeez Luke is such a Dildo Face!

Shutup Dildo Face!
by Jaycum November 15, 2009
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