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E-Tard

E-Tard noun "E" coming from the word Electronic and "Tard" from the word Retard.

Originated from the term "B-Tard" being any and all who visit the random board on 4chan. Also from the heavily used trend of putting "E" in front of words to make them seem cool and hip during the "DotCOM" boom of the late 90's to early 2000's.
P_Stone: Tyler stop being an E-Tard

Tyler: Well it takes one to know one *laughs ironically*
by P_Stone July 17, 2016
mugGet the E-Tardmug.

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.
by benth May 4, 2008
mugGet the Tard Teemug.

Tard Whisperer

Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.

AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
mugGet the Tard Whisperermug.

alca-tard

1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.

2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.

3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"

James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."

alcoholic alcoholism
by Superick February 8, 2010
mugGet the alca-tardmug.

mawwhet tard

mawwhet tard
mawwhet tard
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 26, 2019
mugGet the mawwhet tardmug.

Tower Tard

A term used to refer to the idiots who attend Rowan University and live in the Tower in Holly Pointe Commons. These retards have an IQ less than room temperature and destroy anything they come across.
Did you see the bathroom on 6th floor F pod? I heard the tower tards ripped the the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it in the toilet.
by bruhmomeny345690 December 8, 2019
mugGet the Tower Tardmug.

Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.
by jormungard February 24, 2011
mugGet the Tard tangomug.

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