Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance

Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024

Help

The act of buying someone a coffee or buying someone a cigarette

Thank you everyone for all your help it is very much appreciated

by Roddhott February 1, 2024

Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023