Poop is so beautiful. It is right way of saying you smell good. You should eat poop because it is soooooo good for you and has lots of vitamins, fibre, fruit, and vegetables. Now you know, if you ever make a poop, you will smell good and you should eat it
Person1: ewwww I just pooped!!
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
by Mr. gay karate magic April 26, 2020
Get the Poopmug. that poop looks like joe
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 7, 2020
Get the poopmug. The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion
Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.
You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019
Get the Poop etiquettemug. 
For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally
Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
by murray0101 July 26, 2020
Get the Poop and Regroupmug. A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:
Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.
Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:
Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.
Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family
BUT I DONT WANT TO
E a t i t n o w d a n t e
ok
BUT I DONT WANT TO
E a t i t n o w d a n t e
ok
by barney September 27, 2023
Get the poopmug. Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
Get the poop-mug.