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December 2

Student:I am not going to be at school because I am sick

December 2: Where are the students today
by E-girlgang November 5, 2019
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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November 2

Ask your crush for a kiss on the cheek and she can’t say no.
Hey can I have a kiss on the cheek because it’s November 2
by Bigdaddykqy122 November 2, 2021
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2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night
by Death Menace May 16, 2023
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#2 Pencil

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011
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May 2

National Hang out with your gf/bf!!!
BABE, ITS MAY 2nd!!! LETS GO TO THE BED 👀
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jermaine_.2

The best mutual to ever exist. He is super interactive with all of his mutuals and a goated person in general. His takes are also pretty good.
Person: Are you mutuals with jermaine_.2?

Other person: Of course! That guy’s the best mutual ever!!
by Valid mutual April 1, 2021
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