Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011

monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short

Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."

by dynaflex July 11, 2010

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

by Northface October 20, 2009

crime monkey

default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*

by niccy July 24, 2008

monkey desk

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

by Neffy August 19, 2003

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003