Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

cucumber hat dog

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021

Like a dog with a bone

When someone just won't let go of an issue. Persistently insistent.

She's like a dog with a bone about solving this issue and can't seem to let it go.

by raraweez February 22, 2010

Washington Hot Dog

This is where you take a hard cock and from behind (can be on all fours or laying down) put it between the ass cheeks and the cheeks grab your cock in a steel grip, where you really can not pull your penis out.

Your at the mercy of a very strong ass.

I wanted to leave a party but some asshole had a washington hot dog on me.

by just trapped March 12, 2011

dog shit gambler

radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.

We don't fuck with that dog shit gambler radmeonjr1, he is a bad gambler

by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 22, 2022

Hot Dog Heaven

A fast food restaurant mentioned in the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle where Rosenberg and Goldstein go on their seperate quest going to Hot Dog Heaven while they almost crash into Harold and Kumar's car. Later in the movie, Harold and Kumar give up looking for White Castle until they see Rosenberg and Goldstein eating inside Hot Dog Heaven, which gives Harold the will to go on with their journey.

Rosenberg: "We got the munchies so we decided to go to Hot Dog Heaven! How about you? How was White Castle?"
Harold: "We haven't gotten there yet... I think I may have rabies."

Kumar: "Yo dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"
Goldstein: "You know the Holocaust?"
Kumar: "Yeah?"
Goldstein: "Picture the exact opposite of that."
Kumar: "Nice!"
*Goldstein laughs*
Rosenberg: "Boy do you need a girl..."

Kumar: "Hey guys, if you got the yellow fever there's a rockin' asian party down at Princeton."
Goldstein: "Dude I got the yellow plague! There's nothing sexier than a hot asian chick! Asian tits, I wanna squeeze them!"
*Goldstein attempts to grab Harold's breasts*
Harold: "Stop, don't do that, I'm really woozy... I think I have to go to a hospital."
Rosenberg: "You should go to Beth Israel."

Goldstein: "We gotta hit up this asian joint."
Rosenberg: "No we don't! We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven! No more detours along the way, c'mon!"
*they walk off to their car to finish their brave journey*
Kumar: "I'm tellin' you, hit up the asian party!"

by Harold & Kumar June 11, 2006

dog balls

foolish insolent talk; see wordBULLSHIT

shut the fuck up, that is pure dogballs!

by pedestrian April 18, 2003