Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
by Chilled Monkey May 03, 2011
by Balze June 20, 2022
A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex
by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020
(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)
when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2014
The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.
by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020
One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018
Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again
While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.
by Pleasure Princess November 08, 2021