(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
Get the poop coachmug. When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
Get the Werewolf poopmug. by briko December 21, 2017
Get the Poopmug. ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!
by ga chan November 23, 2021
Get the poop to the peepmug. A Brown substance made of the stuff that you have previously eaten and it is usually dropped into a toilet.
by Anonymous 5 6 7 1 April 16, 2021
Get the Poopmug. by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019
Get the Poopsmug. 