rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.

This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.

by aevigata July 15, 2019

Rock

A nickname for a trustworthy individual that kicks ass.

Nice work rock (Derbes).

by Nick Derb December 6, 2013

Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them

Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!

by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.

"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."

by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023

Rocking Peter

Hard penis, erect bulge, horny man, dong , cock ready to penetrate and fuck a hole.

Look at you bro you got a rocking peter in a public bathroom!

by Thatbulgeman August 7, 2020