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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
mugGet the SpongeBob Guymug.

Guys guys guys

Nemo says, Guys guys guys!
by Dieidquwbd February 24, 2022
mugGet the Guys guys guysmug.

a guy that drinks glue

Literally no one:

You: bitch I’m a guy that drinks glue
by I don’t drink glue September 18, 2019
mugGet the a guy that drinks gluemug.

club guy

a person who loves and goes to night clubs till he or she is in their late 50S!
my buddy glenn is the biggest club guy i know!
by drummerg August 26, 2007
mugGet the club guymug.

im guy

someone misspelled saying "im gay" when typing
bro: lemme send u this pornhub video rq
me: nah im guy, remember
bro: oh yeahhhh u only came out a week ago
me: yeah send me any ghey pn you find
by devemporer October 29, 2023
mugGet the im guymug.

24 Hour Guy

(N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.
"I totally pegged you for a 24 hour guys."
by Ticaticayeayea April 13, 2015
mugGet the 24 Hour Guymug.

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