Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.

"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."

by Loapher May 30, 2022

Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017

thigh guy

A thigh guy is a man who loves the thicc thighs of a female and often has fantasies about them

Person 1: Look at Charlotte, she's got some thicc ass thighs
Person 2: Stop being such a thigh guy

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

Guy 4

Guy 4 is unknown, I dare you to try and find Guy 4 somewhere else than here

Guy 1 : Jesus do you see that donkey?
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons

Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.

by whyiseverythinginspanish February 12, 2022