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When you bang someone in your car
Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar
by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023
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Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023
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Sugar Meat

A large good looking man with a little extra meat to thrust into.
I like me a man who has him a little more sugar meat
by Mr.Sugar_Meat July 6, 2023
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street meat

A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.
Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.

woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!
by sorryboutit123 August 2, 2023
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