Squiggle do daddy

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

Let Daddy Grill

For the sole use of the SEASONED expert and the GROSSLY OVERQUALIFIED in defense of their counsel and skill set.

To HAVE FAITH.

To abandon all hope when one is IN THEIR ELEMENT.

"Dad do you even know how to operate a BLACKSTONE?"

"STFU, SON. LET DADDY GRILL."

by BUDAPESTS BELOVED March 8, 2025

Chili-Mac Daddy

A soldier of the U.S. Army who is fat and eats the famed U.S. Army Chili Mac at chow.

"There goes Evan, that Chili-Mac Daddy. I'm surprised he even made it through basic!"

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021

fuck me daddy

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fuck me daddy hoyo

by wleoekfv m February 14, 2023

Daddy

A person who left you when you were 5. He does nice things for you.

Daddy?
Yes?
Can I have a chocolate cake with a cherry?
No.
WAAAAAAAAA

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Daddy

The best word that’s every been created and it takes a special person to be a Daddy or to be Daddy

Wow, Lili Reinhart is SO Daddy!!

by TheDaddiestDaddy March 12, 2018

Daddy

A word u use for fucking girls in the bed

Come on daddy fuck me harder

by Raif butler November 4, 2020