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Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023
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Dripping Poop

Dripping Poop 💩 Can Be Used In Many Ways It's The Result Of Taco Bell For Dinner Or Your Sick 😅 Commonly If You Sit Down On The Toilet ,\ Bathroom Hole With Water Too Long The seat Will Have Dripping Poop On It Don't Make This in Your Underwear Be Aware Dripping Poop Is Mistaken For a Delicate Tree Called "Chocolate" Or Poop Like Yummy Stuff
Hey Last Night I Had Taco Bell Now I Have Dripping Poop Saw Rebecca Drink Dripping Poop
My Dripping Poop Is Everywhere Because I'm Sick 😅
by HeySheMadeThatDefintion April 24, 2022
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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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Poop Point

Poop Point
verb, noun

1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.

Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

Poo Point
Noun

The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.

Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”
"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”
by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025
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Poop

"A fart with a bone"
Poop: 1 out of 267,985 stinky things.
by MoreSJ February 26, 2021
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
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Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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