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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Poop

The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop

The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
by Jellow October 26, 2020
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Poop

Something that comes out of ur butt
Hey what poop
Idk ask urban dictionary

Oh okie
by Jas the rat55 May 17, 2020
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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poop cancer

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."
by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023
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Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?
by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022
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poop

poop
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by pistachiosaurus March 19, 2021
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