National fuck yo girl day

FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

National fuck yo girl day

by bhvh November 23, 2022

National Tease Your Friend Day

September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means

You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"

by Life.help101 September 5, 2021

National send a titty pic day

February 21 is National send a titty pic day.

Dude have you got your titty pic today, it’s February 21, National send a titty pic day

by Mcgoob February 21, 2023

National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

National booty pic day 2

It’s the second booty pic day

Can I get a booty pic
No sorry
No I’m sorry it’s national booty pic day 2

by anonymous November 17, 2020

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020