Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.

Any worker their is a typical willies douche.

by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022

Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.

Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.

by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023

Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot

A person that was born between the years 1997-2012 who thinks he’s gangster and wants to be black but is actually a privileged white boy with broccoli hair who knows nothing about the streets and listens to the worst rappers of all time

Look at that Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot over there listening to NBA Youngboy. Broccoli boy think he a G.

by spoderman320 July 7, 2023

the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

Pedro Martinez

Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

by SA Panther August 25, 2023