Woccer Mom

A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.

Judy is a woccer mom.

by Qsonic August 5, 2020

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Made of money

Son: Mom can I have some money?
Mom: No! Do you think I’m made of money
Son: Yeah... That’s what mom stand for

A silence then agreement fills the room

by CICIPEACEMAKER1 June 2, 2018

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Ur mom

The most unfunny and cringy roast/joke to ever exist

How are you?

Ur mom.

by Idk12345678910111213 January 15, 2022

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a human who you have no choice but to live with for the next 18 years. She can make your life miserable and happy at the same time. She has full control and authority and you have no say in anything without permission. She also has the power to find your items in places that you've looked in at least 20 times in search for that item.

My mom is annoying

by uknowmebutudont August 19, 2025

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Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

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