fish

loveable asshole with mommy + daddy issues, an insane amount of third degree burns, and a spinkle of deppression. this shitbag gay can be found next to raccoons in the wild, but beware, because its strong homosexual powers could end you. if you disturb the bitch they might start to bark at you. make sure to feed it lots of dino nuggs and vodka or it could die. it can be idetified as it is always found in the form of a pastely white mexican who looks like a homeless scene kid.

"damn bro, that girl looks like a total fish!" "ik dude look at it she's eating trash with a rat"

by brandon the pussy destroyer November 23, 2021

Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

mmm fish

when you just mmmmmmm fish

or to start a new conversation

friend : ummm

me: mmm fish

friend: well fish is a good source of protein

by REEEkid420 January 13, 2020

FISH

literally the best person in the world. it deserves the world honestly

fish is really gay

by ash_the_microwaveee March 1, 2022

Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"

Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.

by baesedgod August 12, 2016

Skinny fish stick

Someone who is yummy but there are others yummier than them.

A fish stick that is skinny.

“You are a skinny fish stick”

“This skinny fish stick looks weird”

by Samantha_123:4-_ May 23, 2019

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019