sebastian

A rude person who uses every tobacco product he can get his hands on. He likes to get drunk and scream while playing games or insult his friends but no-one really cares

"He told me to shut up when i wasnt even talking."

"typicall Sebastian"

by Nogger med extra Choklad September 25, 2017

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

Sebastian

Silly streamer with curtains for hair. Often found meandering about in school hallway in search of an ABG. He is dum.

Sebbie-kun!!!! Nvm, that's a Sebastian

by asdfjasdfouasdh June 30, 2023

sebastian

sebastian is one of the most handsome boys ever. he's a very sweet person every female who has him is so lucky huh michelle?? I LOVEE UU STINKK!!!!!!

aly: michelle your so lucky to have sebastian!

MIchelle: i know !!

by Myshell :) June 3, 2022

Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.

Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!

by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023

ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.

Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians

by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)

Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS) is when someone keeps dropping expensive components and devices. For example dropping a GPU, RAM, CPU, MOTHERBOARD, CASE FANS, CPU FANS, PSU'S, Mobile Phones and so on.

In all seriousness this is more of a joke. No hard feelings linus :D

Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
Bro why did you drop the GPU? Do you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome (LSS)?
According to my calculations you have Linus Sebastian Syndrome(LSS).

by Pinchelle September 5, 2023