by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021

The act of submitting 40 hours on your electronic timecard early in the morning on a nice friday so you can sneak out of the office for the rest of the day.
(Reya) I just scored Sox tickets for the game this afternoon. Wanna go?
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!
by mrdeath49 April 19, 2011

My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.
I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
by le0pard1 September 30, 2013

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)
by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

The show you put on a streaming service when you don’t know what to watch. Your go-to for background noise, to sleep or do chores to.
by Mercynary(kik) March 26, 2019
