Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
Get the teddy jordanmug. by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016
Get the saggy teddymug. We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
Get the Teddy Bearmug. An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
Get the Teddymug. Meriam Boutissant
by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021
Get the Queen Of Teddy Grahamsmug. by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
Get the Teddy Landmug. 