Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020
Get the National Suck Dick Daymug. First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,
"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
Get the suck my dick you faggot!mug. 
by eugoslavia June 24, 2021
Get the National Suck a Dick Daymug. An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.
Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022
Get the Suck a dickmug. National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th
Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .
Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .
Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day
Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day
Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .
by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018
Get the National Suck Dick Daymug. "Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
Get the National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Daymug.