smelly maia

The smelliest sister of all time : she is eggy

omg have you seen smelly maia?

by Baconnn69 November 4, 2022

Flag

Get the smelly maia mug.

Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

Flag

Get the Smelly Christ mug.

fat smelly aston

fatass cunt

No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!

by astonhateclub December 13, 2021

Flag

Get the fat smelly aston mug.

smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Flag

Get the smelly jelly biscuit mug.

Fake smelly

Fake smelly is Chinglish, meaning you tricked someone.

Commonly used by students when they are not permitted to speak Chinese

A: “pretends to hit B”
B “flinches”
A: Ha! Fake smelly!

by Mr Rusty Choi October 27, 2025

Flag

Get the Fake smelly mug.

smelly lump nuggets

Nice turds coming out of horse holes

A: Wanna buy my smelly lump nuggets?
B: Sure!
A: Really?
C: JUST GIVE HIM THE GOSH DARN MONEY
B: Fine you smelly lump nugget
C: SAY THAT AGAIN!
B: NICE TURDS COMING OUT OF HOUSE HOLES!

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

Flag