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slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017
mugGet the slimy scootermug.

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024
mugGet the Floor Scootermug.

Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Spoofingmug.

Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.
by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020
mugGet the Scootermug.

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