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Theistic Religion

It’s just as bad as the secular kind because the God is still just you. It doesn’t talk to you. You don’t know what it wants. Stop imitating it. And after I kill it I’m going to punish you first. You don’t even adhere to the tenets of your proposed ethic. You just do whatever you want.
Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Western Religions

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.
Here's a brief history of western religions.
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eE June 13, 2018
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barneysaurism(religion)

the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig
i love barneysaurism(religion)
by member of the elite May 13, 2022
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012
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Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.
Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.
by Samawnline October 8, 2018
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The wednesdainian religion

The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.
Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”
by Thesaintofwendesday March 28, 2019
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hoe is religion

When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .
'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'
by Khumi​ *K.L.M* October 28, 2017
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