A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
by Mateogstring March 19, 2010
Get the spring break girlfriendmug. Dripping Springs Highschool is full of rich ass white boys and girls with enourmous egos. These spoiled brats beg Mommy Daddy to buy them whatever they desire so they can increase their popularity status. Pot and sex is the only thing the student should focus on.
Rebecca what the fuck! Did you really think you can join our group without going to Dripping Springs Highschool you unorthodox slut!
by Freddy Bumdum May 20, 2018
Get the Dripping Springs Highschoolmug. Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.
The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.
What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.
What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?
Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
by BeezerKR May 2, 2010
Get the St. Mattress by the Springsmug. An alcoholic product labeled as wine, similar to boones farm or mad dog 20/20. Bottom shelf sweet stuff that'll get you laid every time, too bad they quit making it in the late 70s.
by Assman 23 May 28, 2014
Get the annie green springsmug. During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.
Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.
by Heavy D (sans "the boys") August 27, 2007
Get the Cincinnati Spring Rollmug. Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
by J Dawg 11 February 10, 2008
Get the Spring Break Lesbiansmug. When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
Get the Spring Break Surprisemug.