Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025